Motherhood will make you act a fool.

JFY: the cats were constipated

we had to put them on laxatives.

Kent: omg.

JFY: if they didn't poop by Thursday, they had to go into the vet

husband just sent me two photos

of cat poop

i'm so happy

i teared.

Kent: jesus god.
this is amazing.


Lesson learned? Sometimes life can surprise you at the picture messages that will invoke tears. Perhaps for some a baby smiling, others a loved one's face, and then for the rest of us, cat poop.

Fitting rooms are NOT water closets.

This tale requires no introduction.

Kent: please

my friend worked some holiday shifts at a clothing retail store

and she has been working some weekend shifts since then

and last weekend

someone went RUNNING out of the fitting room

and one of the workers went in and the woman had forgotten one of her paper shopping bags

so she picked it up and said 'MA'AM .. you forgot your bag!'
and then my pal said, 'Look out'! to her because ...

THERE WAS PEE LEAKING FROM THE BAG!

JFY: o.m.f.g.

Kent: the woman squatted and peed in the bag in the fitting room.

Lesson learned? I .. can't even. I'm speechless.