Free spirit.

Weddings. Tears, flowers, and waves ruining bridesmaid dresses.

Kent: how was the miami wedding?

CEF: omg. i made out with a groomsman.

Kent: did you roll in the sand

did you get the jank bridal dress wet

CEF: yes and YES

Kent: WHOA

CEF: i was like christ how do i dry this thing?
so i put it over a lampshade when i finally made it back to my room i was sharing with my parents at 2am

the next morning my dad picked it up and was like "sweaty..."

i was like "err... yeah i danced A LOT"

Kent: this is the best story i've ever heard.

It could've been worse. Apparently, the unknowing groomsman rolled about the waves with his mobile in his pants pocket. Rough.

Lesson learned? When attending weddings, best to contact CEF for words of advice to have the MOST fun possible. Email me direct for her twitter handle. She prefers to work through direct messaages.

Cheryl Cole.

If you aren't familiar, you've not lived. That's all.



Ps. She's performing my birthday.

Footwear imitates life?

Shoe choice, and planning of, is key to business meetings and professional growth decisions. See below:


JFY: i finished my resume and had my colleague look at it

Kent: mhm ... what will you do with it now

JFY: well i'm having coffee with my mentor on monday to talk about the transition
he wanted to meet today or friday
but today my hair is jank
and tomorrow i want to wear flats.
and my mentor is very tall.
so we're meeting on monday.

Kent: seems like most rational choice to me.


Lesson: Preparing the resume is step one. Outfit/hair choice is step two - and most important. Please allow adequate time for decision making to include consultations with pals and/or haircut trims or blowouts.

Oh Banksy .. I do cherish you.

Banksy directs a dark opening for Simpsons. And accurately comments - with only animated visuals - on labor regulations, capitalism, consumerism, and society at large in less then 1 minute.

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