Top to bottom, left to right: Aunt Jeanne "loves her some wine" McDonnell, Uncle Lee "crown royal" Johnson, Matriarch Gma Louise "teaches poker to her 5-year-old grandkids" Dowdy, Aunt Sheri "disarrono on the rocks with a kindle in hand" McGlothlin, Uncle Leon "idle time is the devil's work" McGlothlin, Cousin Mike "skin will make a great distressed genuine leather man bag for me one day" Johnson, Cousin Josh "working for retirement" Stevens, Kent McKenzie, Dr. Brother Jeff "professional student" Johnson, Cousin Dallas "carry's 5-6 nicaraguan kids with the warmth of his heart" Johnson, Cousin Krista "you never know who you're going to meet" Stevens, Cousin Jacob "thinks apple juice would bring world peace" Stevens, Cousin Katelyn "has already been elected president in year 2028" McGlothlin, Cousin Lori "live in photog for the week (does this count as anthropological immersion?)" Wilson, Cousin Aubrey "dimples for days" Johnson, Cousin Mason "don't let that innocent face fool you" Johnson, Cousin Jenna "gets whatever she wants with sad puppy eyes - don't look or you'll end up with all major credit cards and a kidney missing" Johnson, Cousin Brody "the guy with the cwazy hairs" Johnson, and last but most definitely not least Cousin Morgan "lead saxophone with a heart of gold (and no, she can't take a shot of patron anejo Kayla as she is 13" McGlothlin. (Photo Credit Lori A. Wilson)
