Weddings. Tears, flowers, and waves ruining bridesmaid dresses.
Kent: how was the miami wedding?
CEF: omg. i made out with a groomsman.
Kent: did you roll in the sand
did you get the jank bridal dress wetKent: how was the miami wedding?
CEF: omg. i made out with a groomsman.
Kent: did you roll in the sand
CEF: yes and YES
Kent: WHOA
CEF: i was like christ how do i dry this thing?
so i put it over a lampshade when i finally made it back to my room i was sharing with my parents at 2am
the next morning my dad picked it up and was like "sweaty..."
i was like "err... yeah i danced A LOT"
Kent: this is the best story i've ever heard.
It could've been worse. Apparently, the unknowing groomsman rolled about the waves with his mobile in his pants pocket. Rough.
Lesson learned? When attending weddings, best to contact CEF for words of advice to have the MOST fun possible. Email me direct for her twitter handle. She prefers to work through direct messaages.
Kent: this is the best story i've ever heard.
It could've been worse. Apparently, the unknowing groomsman rolled about the waves with his mobile in his pants pocket. Rough.
Lesson learned? When attending weddings, best to contact CEF for words of advice to have the MOST fun possible. Email me direct for her twitter handle. She prefers to work through direct messaages.
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