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JFY: there is this crazy woman who works at our front desk. today she is telling everyone that her daughter was nearly kidnapped this weekend from her camper.

she didn't call 911 because they were out of state and she didn' tknow 911 worked outside of the state.

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Kent: this is amaze.

JFY: she said that the "kidnapper" started pulling her daughters legs from outside of the camper and she had to pull from inside.

so then she left her daughter with her husband and went on a search for the kidnapper.

she saw a woman who wouldn't make eye contact with her.

found a police officer (somehow, without calling 911) and reported that woman.

Kent: this has to be made up!

JFY: swear, its not.

she has cornered 3 of my colleagues

same story.

each time.